Hot Clark
Describes the act of a female shitting on a male's glasses as he huffs her panties.
Ben was getting a smoking hot clark when the bitch slipped and broke his new shades.
The Hot Clark
The Hot Clark is when you shit your pants on the way to work, work in them all day while smearing the shit deep into the fibers of your trousers, then take them home for the wife to wash.
“Honey I’m home and I brought You The Hot Clark”