Houle's Law
If there is a friend zone to be in, by default, you are in it.
Person 1: "How about the blond chick there?"
Person 2: "In the friend zone..."
P1: "The brunette?"
P2: "Friend zone..."
P1: "You haven't even met her though."
P2: "Houle's law... I'm cursed by it."
Person 2: "In the friend zone..."
P1: "The brunette?"
P2: "Friend zone..."
P1: "You haven't even met her though."
P2: "Houle's law... I'm cursed by it."