Howettism
A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.
Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.
The howett
A sexual position used on bigger women. Usually the man will mount the woman like a race car and use her ears as pedals. The driver sits on a strap on and the woman may simulate speed bumps and potholes. This will last until somebody not related walks in, if the person who walks in is part of the family they must join in.
Me and Mary done the howett last night it was rollercoaster