hump the monkey
To have sex.
"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
humping the monkey
Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
Hump Monkey
An individual who humps like a monkey
That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
humping the stat monkey
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!
Humping Monkey
Lesbians who actually scissor
I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
goggle hump monkey
A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.