Apothemgitirately
Apothemgiterately is the apotheosis of truth and actuality, the highest form of seriousness and being literal. It is a combination of the words apotheosis, legitimate, and literately. Seeing as these words by themselves are often used to describe actuallity but then also used firugatively, the combination of them disambiguates the possiblity of misunderstanding and presents a new idea of the ultimate reality; apotheosis of truth and actuality. An even higher actuality than legiterately.
I apothemgitirately promise you that I did not steal the money.
He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.
He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.