identify
Sharing similarities with someone(or some'thing').
I can SOOOO identify with Ben right now!
Male identified
A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".
Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"
identified patient
Psychology term describing an individual, usually a child or teen, in a dysfunctional family who:
1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems
Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.
1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems
Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.
1) John is dropping out of school and doing drugs and his parents want him institutionalized, but it turns out his mother is an abusive alcoholic and his father is chronically absent. John is the identified patient.
2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.
2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.
identifying fart
A fart with a distinctive odor to allow its smellers to identify the person who produced it based on its familiarity and association with the producer's former proven farting incidents.
Dude, did that pungent odor waft from you?
Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.
Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.
Halt! Identify!
What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:
Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.
Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.
Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.
Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."
Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.
Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.
Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.
Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."
Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.
Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"
Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"
Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."
Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"
Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"
Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."
identify human
To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.
I identify human sir.
identified patient
n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP
All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.