Fat idiot syndrome
A person who likes to eat 1,000 times a day and will never stop!
Oh look it’s the two retards that have fat idiot syndrome
Rich Idiot Syndrome
A fairly common affliction whereby men (usually) who have acquired wealth through one avenue, believe that they have a wide array of knowledge on a number of topics far removed from anything connected with their wealth acquisition. In some cases, it can also manifest itself in individuals who have acquired fame but not necessarily fortune (see Carson, Ben). Invariably, the individual afflicted with RIS demonstrates a a breathtaking level of ignorance and stupidity on most subjects outside of his area of expertise
Ben Carson, Bill Gates and Donald Trump are vivid examples of individuals afflicted with Rich Idiot Syndrome
Post Epic Neurotic Idiot Syndrome
Post = P
Epic = E
Neurotic = N
Idiot = I
Syndrome= S
All men / trannys have it.
Epic = E
Neurotic = N
Idiot = I
Syndrome= S
All men / trannys have it.
Wife: Do you have Post Epic Neurotic Idiot Syndrome?
Man: Yes, yes in fact i do. I have a severe case of it
Man: Yes, yes in fact i do. I have a severe case of it
Idiot Father Syndrome
A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.
This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.
(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
Idiot Passenger Syndrome
The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.
Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
Idiot syndrom
The Idiot Syndrome refers to a situation where an individual's consistent idiotic behavior eventually leads them to becoming one.
Martha: Have you heard about George?
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad
Idiot syndrome
People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable
List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist
Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy
Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary
Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.
Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)
These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers
Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist
Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy
Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary
Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.
Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)
These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers
Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
Whoa, why cases are this big?
Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable
Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable