Ignagni
Any sudden illness, generally involving nausea and a tightness in the throat, which would be significant enough to merit medical help, except that the sufferer cannot afford to a visit to the doctor.
Q: If he's so sick, why doesn't he go to the doctor?
A: He can't, he's got a bad case of ignagni.
A: He can't, he's got a bad case of ignagni.