Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

俚语	applesexual
释义	Applesexual When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple. "Damn look at the fine ass apple." "Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn." "I heard Joey was applesexual. " applesexual A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know Applesexual It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples ‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’
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