Apple syndrome
When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
Apple Syndrome
is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
Apple Syndrom
This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.
"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."