apple weirdo
An apple weirdo is somebody who likes apples to the extent that they get exited even by the thought of apples, verging on addiction.
Seb: hey I'm going to the shops, do you want any apples??
Eleanor: yes please I can't stop thinking about them!!!!!!!!
Seb: you are definitely an apple weirdo ...
Eleanor: yes please I can't stop thinking about them!!!!!!!!
Seb: you are definitely an apple weirdo ...