i'll take you on
I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.
Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.
Smart Kid: I'll take you on!
Smart Kid: I'll take you on!
i'll take you to mickey d
I will kick your ass.
Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"
I'll take you to the candy shop
A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"