I'm on COVID
The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.