infanity
The sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.
I was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. I was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. A typical case of infanity, it would seem.
infanous
similar to an infant's
Brian Liesch's wang is infanous.
Infaned
The ability to feel power, flow within your body or to be strengthened.
Anakin felt Infaned when he killed Mace Windu
Infanized
Adjective; describing something as an infant or miniature; appearing younger or smaller.
Wow, that donkey looks infanized compared to that mule!
She looks more infanized than her younger sister.
She looks more infanized than her younger sister.