IRS

Income Removal System

Internal Revenue Service

the band of thieves sanctioned by the govenment to take money from you in the form of income taxes and on anything you ever buy so congress has the trillions of dollars it needs to waste on pork, and projects that do nothing to benefit society, except the few people that will help keep them in office.

Income
Reduction
System

IRS aka "incompetent rich sh*theads." Large group of incompetent thieves who were so terrible at stealing our money that they gave the government a cut of the loot in order to get legalized. They remain incompetent, and if they make a mistake they charge YOU interest and penalties for not babysitting them while they do their thievery (because "It's YOUR responsibility to know that we messed up," says the IRS). The IRS is the last vestige of legalized slavery. Since the IRS is also lazy, they do not want to bother with actual slave owning and instead use fear to force Americans to "give" the government part of their earnings, since the IRS thinks it owns your labor. Hm, I believe that owning another person's labor against their will used to be considered SLAVERY.

Infernal Revenue "Service" a cartel of supercriminals who hold Americans hostage for tribute money gathered each April 15th

the biggest rip-off in the history of U.S. government

Income Removal Service

Fucken Bastards that steal peoples money for no fucken reason.