Itchy Poop
The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.
Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.
Itchy Poop Ass
Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.
Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.