Archifailure

Archifailure: A bullshit word in which you made up for a specific reason (e.g.: an online game, such as habbo, to name your character because you're tired of all of your other names and think they're dumb.)
Ar-keh-fayl-urh: Kind of like comparing two opposites, and putting them into one word. Also something you probably would not understand unless you were high.