jaculate
Something someone does when they see Kim Kardashian’s giant butt
I just jaculated to her
Jaculator
Someone who jacks it alot
Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!
puke-jaculate
The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.
Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!
Defi-jaculate
(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating
Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
eye-jaculation
The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat
I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.
e-jaculation
the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
e-jaculation
a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior
that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me