Jamesed
the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.
Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!
(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)
(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)
Jamesed
When you bike too hard in a 70.3 IRONMAN... and you powerwalk the rest of the race
I got so tired after that bike, I couldn't run anymore, I totally jamesed the bike!
Jamesing it
Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
Jamesing
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!
Yours sincerely,
James
Yours sincerely,
James
Jamesing
A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing
Jamesing
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
Jamesing it
Masturbating in the shower. When a teenage boy jerks it in the shower, especially if he gets caught
"James' mom caught him jamesing it and told all her friend... TROLOLOLOLOLOL