Pussy Inserter
When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.
John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.
insert-pussy-ton
A Tampon
Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"