Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.

A supermodel of the 70's and 80's. She has appeared on many covers such as Vogue, Elle, and Cosmopolitan. Dickinson is the author of three books, including No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect and Check, Please! : Dating, Mating, and Extricating. Dickinson claims to have coined the title "supermodel," which she still applies to herself in the present tense. She is 5'10 and still very thin. shes has a daughter Savvy and a son Nathan.

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.

A former high fashion model of the '70s. She claims to be the world's first supermodel.

Dickinson was also a judge on America's Next Top Model. She was the female version of Simon Cowell.

Dickinson is of Belarusian heritage.