Jannefer
The most beautiful stylish amazing person you'll ever meet. But if you touch her or go near her Earl will kick your ass, bring you back to perfect health and then kick your ass again.
"Hey Jannefers really cute.. Crap here he comes"
Dude 1: "Hey did you see Jannefer?"
Dude 2: "Hell No!!"
Dude 1: "Hey did you see Jannefer?"
Dude 2: "Hell No!!"