Jaypooping
Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.
Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.
JayPoop
A JayPoop is a person who usually feels like shit either because they are hungover or sick. It’s usually used to describe someone who is having alcoholic and cocaine withdrawals. The person is usually out of shape too.
“What’s going on BrotherCreep! How you feeling?” “Shit bro like a straight up JayPoop”