Jean Jam
When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
Jean Jam
Dry humping
Sam and I jean jammed all night... now i am really sore.
Jean Jam
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
Jean Jam
To dance in fun and intense way.
I went to this awesome Jean Jam last night at my high school.
Jean Jam
To dance in a fun and intense way.
I was jean jamming all night at the club.
jean jamming
Dry humping with your clothes on.
So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!
jean jamming
Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.
Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"