jergens
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
Jergens
A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.
jergen
Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.
Yo Dan pass me some jergen.
Jergens
A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.
Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.
Jergens
Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
Jergens
A bottle of lotion
Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium
Jergens
Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off
Aye fool where my jergens lotion at