jerky turkey
When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!
Jerky Turkey
A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
Jerky Turkey
A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys
or
An aggressive or excessive masturbator
or
An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
turkey jerky
When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.
"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"
Turkey Jerky
When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.
Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
turkey jerky
Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.
Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.
perky turkey jerky
the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.
friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!