Jerseysaurus
Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.
Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!