Jet Packing

Similar to spooning. However, the "little spoon" is larger than the "big spoon, thus giving off the image of a human jetpack.

Something everyone could only wish s/he had, to get to and from work, school, shopping etc. and not have to deal with cars, buses, trains, ferries, etc. Basically a rucksack-like contraption that one straps on to the back and has canisters for fuel. Not aerodynamically efficient, makes a lot of noise, to say nothing of the fact that one would have to get a pilot's license to operate it, obey new laws restricting where and when to fly with it, and of course there are the price and fear factor one would have to deal with. Not a very good idea, when all is said and done!

the "backpacks" that use small ropes as straps, first made by Nike. also referred to as a "jetti"

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting

A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.