Jewberrie
Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.
"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"
Jewberrie
Affectionate term for someone tight with money.
Babe, you're such a jewberrie if you can't buy me jimmy choo's at least buy me some flowers!
JewBerry
A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.
Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.
Jewberry
a person with extremely frugal financial standards.
Joe's jewberry tendencies saved him large sums of money over the years, but he never had any fun with it,
jewberry pie
The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
jewberry jamboree
The ultimate insult
Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree
jewberry muffin
When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
Your such a jewberry muffin