jewsus

I think the most logical explanation for "Jewsus" is Jesus, as we know him today, before he went Christian. I mean, "Jew" for Jewish, and "Jesus" for "Sus". With me?

Racial slur to jesus and all judeo-christians and jews.

And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.

The Jewish equivalent of Jesus.

shlomo born-againsky. scientific name: jewis thinx-he goyis: a steryeotypica jew who "converts" to christianity and brings up jesus right when you think your talking to a jewish guy. normaly uses yidish frases while talking about jesus. makes proud jew want to your a jew get used to it hebrew pride!!

The opposite to Jesus. Although a much more recent and hip version. He is the King of the Christians.

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai