job bag
A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks
Bag Job
1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.
1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.
bag job
a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag
see also: BOBFOC, Butterface
see also: BOBFOC, Butterface
"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"
Bag Job
When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.
I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.
Bag job
An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.
Look at the legs on that chick! Mmmm and the tits.
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!
Bag Job
Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a bag job.
bag job
Someone who you fuck although they're ugly. The metaphor is sticking a bag over their head so you don't have to look at them while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might be fucking them because you like them so much (for their brains, personality etc) that you don't notice how ugly they are. Compare and contrast with 'gag job'.
Jane's a great bag job. I enjoy our pillow talk so much that I forget what a lame fuck she is.