Joibeth

A JoiBeth is love, kindness, patience and personality. Everyone loves to hang out with a JoiBeth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. JoiBeths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. They love to be left alone while shopping. They hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. JoiBeth's are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-Joi Beth. A JoiBeth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a JoiBeth. She is loyal, trustworthy and honest. JoiBeth's are always considered aswesome, although non-JoiBeth's may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a JoiBeth because of their subpar awesomeness. JoiBeth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality...may often be taken for granted until the non-JoiBeth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a boob they are.
I found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn't compare to a JoiBeth!