Jombus
An over-sized asshole, usually caused by DP in the butt.
Mitch: "Dude did you hear Tom, Corbin, and Jesse had a 3 sum last night?"
Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."
Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."
Jombus
An oversized asshole; usually aquired naturally or by having it torn open by some sort of long, cylindrical object.
An asshole of irregular proportion.
An asshole of irregular proportion.
"Dude, did you see Chealsea's jombus last night? I heard it was big."
"Yeah man, it was huge! I tore that thing up."
"Yeah man, it was huge! I tore that thing up."
jombus
oversized anal cavity formed when fat chode enters the anus
Rick: "oh yeah put that chode in my anus."
Jake: "oooopppsss its a jombus now"
Rick: "ahhhhhhhhh shit fuck my asshole"
Corbin: "hey can i get in on this?"
Jake: "oooopppsss its a jombus now"
Rick: "ahhhhhhhhh shit fuck my asshole"
Corbin: "hey can i get in on this?"
jombus
An expression describing a stupid acting or actually stupid human. A dolt; spastic, or otherwise foolish individual.
Stop being such a jombus right now. You're really crashing the vibe of this party.