Joomes

Joomes is a nickname for the name James. Most Joomes' are cute and are very shy. While others are lively, confident and good looking (in the eyes). You would be proud and happy to be a friend with Joomes.

After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.

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One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

Joom or joomes means a young man or jit that isn't smooth or gets no play.

Champion, Winner, World-Class, Prestige, Top Dog, The Best

A level of love that reaches higher than all other forms of love in existence, it is the deepest, most pure, and most true form of love. It is only meant to be said in soft warm tones, and commonly followed by a kiss.

sex or sexual interaction involving frogs