josh hales

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.