arseburger
to moon someone/something
The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping
Arseburg
A woman who is moderately slim above the waist but seven tenths of her mass is below the waterline. Dangerous if you cruise by too close without paying attention.
I met this pretty girl working at the papershop today, but when she turned away from the counter to get my fags I realised to my horror, that she was in fact a bit of an arseburg.