joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

A rapper from Worcester, Massachussets. He is a lyrical genius and disses all mumble rappers. He is extremely underrated.

A slightly balding, chubby Afro American rapper who can smash a track like a pinata or Eat it like fries. He makes Logic scared shitless because of sheer talent.

Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.