Kaarstaag
Another word for God. There have been multiple sightings that prove that Kaarstaag is indeed our god. One example includes how a praying mantis exists. Kaarstaag is the key to all life. He created human beings and immediately regretted it due to how demented we are.
"Yo dude, you're a Kaarstaag!"
"Praise Kaarstaag!"
"Oh, my Kaarstaag."
"Praise Kaarstaag!"
"Oh, my Kaarstaag."