Kaijafied
Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.
Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."
Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."
Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."