kermuffins
n. (ker-MUFF-ins)
An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"
Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"
Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"
(awkward pause)
JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"
(awkward pause)
JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
kermuffin
A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.
Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.
kermuffin
getting oneself into a fix
He really got himself into a kermuffin