Kissues
KISSUES (pr. KISS-shoes) A combination of the words 'kissing' and 'issues' - 'KISSUES' refers to a third party, usually not present, who has kissed one or both of the first and second parties, but has issues, either with the kissing or just in general.
Person1 : What happened with that random guy the other night?
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
kissu
Kiss. Written in Japanese as either キッス (kissu) or キス (kisu). Primarily used as a written sound effect in erotic manga as well as a joke in non-Japanese comics.
Man: おい！ 何し-
Woman: *キス〜*
Man: Oi! Nanishi-
Woman: *Kissu~*
Man: Hey! What are-
Woman: *Kiss~*
Woman: *キス〜*
Man: Oi! Nanishi-
Woman: *Kissu~*
Man: Hey! What are-
Woman: *Kiss~*
Kissu-Kissu
A modified version of "kiss" that few people use
Person 1- "Who wants a Kissu-Kissu?"
Person 2- "You're too disgusting to kiss. Kissing you is like kissing trash."
Person 2- "You're too disgusting to kiss. Kissing you is like kissing trash."
kissue
A problem that one has with smooches, such as shyness or concerns about spreading germs..
I try to respect the personal boundaries of others, so I never fuss if someone has kissues, plus of course I know that it's common practice for people to not wanna "get too close" to each other during flue season.