Koehler (Kaylor)
Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.
Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?
Girl: yea why?
Guy: isn’t that counter productive?
Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.
Guy: you don’t care about fish?
Girl: no they’re ugly
Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)
Girl: yea why?
Guy: isn’t that counter productive?
Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.
Guy: you don’t care about fish?
Girl: no they’re ugly
Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)