Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

俚语	winged facial
释义	Winged Facial A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort. Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation. These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair. It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
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