the notebook
The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.
Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...
Notebooked
Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".
Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.
Girl 2: I notebooked him.
The Notebook
1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.
Man, I just Hotel Rwanda.... that is the saddest movie ever.
Not as sad as The Notebook!
Ugh.....
Not as sad as The Notebook!
Ugh.....
notebooked
A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".
Guy: That was so sad...
Girl: Wanna make out?
OR
Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?
(Afterwards)
Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!
OR
Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!
Girl: Wanna make out?
OR
Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?
(Afterwards)
Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!
OR
Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!
notebook
The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
notebook
The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.
the notebook
definition for girl: the best movie ever and will make u cry.
definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.
definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.
Girl: (crying) That was soooooooo sad. would u try to help me remeber if i had a brain deases
Guy: Yea..... of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a class difference
Girl: lets go to bed
Guy: (!!!!!!!!!)
Guy: Yea..... of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a class difference
Girl: lets go to bed
Guy: (!!!!!!!!!)