Krimm
To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.
I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.
Krimme
An adjective that verbally depicts grime and krust on an object that is repidly decaying.
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those pipes in your basement are Krimme.