Krisztian
When you are having sex with someone and his dick is bigger than expected, you scream "That's a Krisztian move!"
They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.
They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.
Wow, nice penis Krisztian!
Krisztian
Classic (male) Hungarian name, "kriszti" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.
That guys name is Krisztian, what an odd spelling.
-Yeah he must be Hungarian.
-Yeah he must be Hungarian.
Krisztian
Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and big time public kissing. Speaks with albeit a screwed up accent and is infamous for bad pronunciation of English words. A budding sportsman and self proclaimed legend of basketball.
"Dude you seen that new guy? He's a total Krisztian!"
"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."
"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."
"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."
"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."
Krisztian
(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!