Lactoast
The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.
I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.
Lactoasted titty snuff
The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.
I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.