Ass-beer
A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer
-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
ass beer
beer drank after being poured down someone else butt crack
i lost a bet to my buddy so i had to drink his ass beer
ass beer
the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...
person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"
ass-beer
when a bunch of fucking idiots like steve-o did in jack ass 2 have beer put into their asses, but when it come out the ass someone has to drink it, ass-beer.
often a dare to do the above
or, when you cum in a girls ass then someone drink your cum out of her ass, usually done when there are multiple partners.
often a dare to do the above
or, when you cum in a girls ass then someone drink your cum out of her ass, usually done when there are multiple partners.
'dude did you see what charlie did to dash, he drank his fuckin ass-beer.'
'dash said kai's ass-beer tasted like cum' 'thats cuz it was cum you fuckin dunce'
'dash said kai's ass-beer tasted like cum' 'thats cuz it was cum you fuckin dunce'
BEER ASS
WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.
I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!
the ass of a beer
The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.
Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"
Beer ass
Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.
Related term: Beer belly
Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!