lalanne

That person with that last name is the best at everything. They r one in a 1000 ppl 2 have that name they r either beautiful, pretty or handsome. They get mad when ppl pronuce it wrong.

The most beautiful, amazing Haitian that you will ever meet. Kind, sociable and likes purple. She's the one that just gets into your heart and will stay there even if you don't see her again.

while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow