Lamb Shank
Another definition for having a wank.
'I caught Fred watching a porno the other night, I'm not 100% sure but I think he was in the middle of a lamb shank'.
lamb shank
Unlike a solitary shank (shower and wank combined), a lamb shank is done in the presence of a sheep. Whilst this is traditionally a male lamb, at a pinch any ewe will do!
I was feeling a bit lonely last night so I had a lamb shank instead.
lamb shanking
The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.
An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"
Lamb Shank Day
An annual Blackpool tradition occurring on the third Saturday of every July, wherein the locals construct a ceremonial pile of lamb shanks, leaving them out to dry in the summer heat.
"Oh yeah, me and my mates got trashed a few years ago and got arrested for disturbing the Lamb Shank Day pile."
Lamb Shank Day
Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.
"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"
"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"
"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"
left flanks and lamb shanks
must be exclaimed prior to proceeding in a three-point shot from the left corner of the basketball court.
Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken
Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken
Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken
Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken
Watch me hit this left flanks and lamb shanks